But did you have a dramatic soliloquy while chomping?


>> ^legacy0100:

There was a period in my life when I really did eat a lettuce by the head. It was my first time claiming independence from my parents and I was trying to save money by cooking at home. Of course, I was never good at it, and I was too lazy to prepare the ingredients I shopped.
Eventually I starting having my meals standing up in front of the kitchen sink, with my plates and forks on the kitchen counter, and the food that I'd eat would either come directly from the stove or from the sink, and I would bite into them right then and there.
Lettuce is quite sweet actually. All you need is some olive oil, ground pepper and vinegar. Yea.

I have no idea what the fuck this is, but I love it HAHAHA

edit: Oh shit its Andy Samberg and his crew.
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Turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer) – (x2)
My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin,
N’ im sippin’ light beer, n my crew right here
Chain razor thin like beer in my cup,
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on buff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night, stand up get dizzy
Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, neck turtle fat, man I won’t say it again
Turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer)
Turtle neck (check) with another on deck
Incase I spill something on it (like some light beer, yeah)
We be braggin’ bout who’s chain the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than delta burse women in the Guinness (now bear with me)
But they can’t see my chain,
Metal so thin it dissolve when it rains
Got more chains than the snow patrol
Everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole
Turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer)
Chain so light when police roll by, i made it flow (I made it flow)
And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost
And i also wear turtle necks
Sweaters swallowing my chain like it’s stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie mother floss in this mouth
Find me coolin’ on the corner sippn’ light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that i bone
T-turtleneck, light beer n’ a thin ass chain, n’ that’s it (x2)

-Snoop Dogg-

The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said f**k it,
Get my 2 step on, with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain, like beer in my glass
Mackin at the bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it’s true, tell me what it do
Oh you like my style, say you like my crew
Say you wanna’ be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best (x2)
So i guess your dress, no stress, stayin’ fresh as my bandana
Ima crook, so my look, ima game go getta
The fatter the puppy, get the fluffy, get the bigger the turtleneck,
The more gangster it is




The Lonely Island feat. Snoop Dogg - Turtleneck & Chain

Ingenious. Get Andy Samberg on the phone.

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oh and it's Andy Samberg, not Adam Sandberg....

*dupeof http://videosift.com/video/Great-Day-SNL-Andy-Samberg and http://videosift.com/video/SNL-Digital-Short-Great-Day

heh, no problem. I'm a lonely island fan AND a roots fan. I got a big grin out of that video

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Someone's been in my PQ, I see. Thanks, residue.

In reply to this comment by residue:
Are you fucking kidding me, this is awesome. I love me some roots
the jorma, kiv cameo is clutch too

*promote

heh, no problem. I'm a lonely island fan AND a roots fan. I got a big grin out of that video

>> ^Sarzy:

Someone's been in my PQ, I see. Thanks, residue.
In reply to this comment by residue:
Are you fucking kidding me, this is awesome. I love me some roots
the jorma, kiv cameo is clutch too
promote

Someone's been in my PQ, I see. Thanks, residue.

In reply to this comment by residue:
Are you fucking kidding me, this is awesome. I love me some roots
the jorma, kiv cameo is clutch too

*promote

Andy Samberg is the best thing to happen to SNL since Will Ferrell.

Even Andy Samberg couldn't make that crap funny.

In case your google search box is broken:

Andy Samberg’s head writer on the MTV Movie Awards, Scott Aukerman, now admits that the controversial Bruno/Eminem stunt was completely staged and rehearsed.

Which means that Slim Shady -- who appeared to be utterly horrified at the sight of Bruno's privates and later stormed out of the Universal Ampitheatre in anger -- is a much better actor than he proved in "Eight Mile."

Why, he's poised to be the new Sean Penn!

According to the Pop and Hiss blog, after a day of silence from Slim Shady and MTV, Aukerman wrote on his Tumbler: "Yes, the Eminem-Bruno incident was staged. They rehearsed it at dress [rehearsal] and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show."

What about the angry look Eminem gave Cohen’s buttocks? Just acting.

the one scene where he opens his mouth.. made me think of andy samberg and snl digital shorts

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