That Conan clip makes more sense now, seemed a bit random before seeing this.

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I worked in a machine shop back in 79-80 and the only thing that kept you sane was the FM radio that we blasted above the noise of the machines. This was one of the many tunes from that era, good to hear it.

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Actually we do the whole coffee and alcohol thing backwards.

Generally, we drink coffee in the morning and alcohol at night,
but we'd be better drinking alcohol first thing in the morning.

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True enough. I think we've all been there, being stupid because we panicked.
I wasn't judging anything but the driving skill there, a skill that was found to be lacking in this one instance. ;-)

I just remember thinking, back when there was the sticking throttle on Toyota's (I think), "Why don't they just take it out of gear or turn it off?". I realized that turning it off might lock the steering, but changing gears should work. One day when driving my 79 Lemans (my first car) my brakes failed completely, I threw the car into park and got it stopped safely, so it can work at least sometimes.

For the record, it is more than 300m (1000 ft) until it is possible to turn left (into Starbucks).
https://www.google.com/maps/search/Highway+7+kfc/@43.87283,-79.262215,18z

Which means that EVERY Mcbook 2015 owner has to buy the 79$ adapter. Every. one . of. them. It is so mandatory that it should be standard accessory but no, you have to buy it separately. So add that 79$ to it's price when you consider buying one.

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I also have narcolepsy, but without the cataplexy, for which I am most grateful! I also had blephorospasms, which is when my eyes close unexpectedly, without the sleep. It was quite frightening, as it happened a number of times while I was driving. I saw a neurologist soon after these symptoms began, and it has been controlled quite well, with Botox injections around the outer edges of my eyes. This is very different from the Botox which is used on wrinkles. Within a month or so, those disappeared, although my eyelids are often heavy and I find it more comfortable to keep them closed, whenever possible. The narcolepsy is still with me: I take a medication called Provigil, when certainly helps. But I have a hard time making myself go to bed, when I begin feeling sleepy. I often fall asleep at my desk top computer with my head falling on the keyboard, leaving the strangest comments, which I enjoy posting, much to people's confusion. I have also often fallen out of my chair, and been rudely awakened by the sudden stop. Fortunately, I never been seriously hurt, and that hasn't happened for many months. I'm an older woman of 79, with osteoporosis, but I haven't broken anything in these unexpected naps, as I call them. The young woman in the video, who is a dancer and making a teaching video, it seems, is a much worse situation that I, for which I am grateful. I have here seen this site before, and I hope I'm not intruding...just thought folks might like to hear another perspective.

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I couldn't find a video that didn't cut the sound off at then end, but I found a list for you and posted it here:

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