"Well, I think I found the problem."

HELLO!?! I was told this is where I come to make a complaint?!?

♪ Sit on my face! and tell me that you love me ♫

"Looks like you need more fiber"
or
"All clear, see you next year Mr. Rex"

"Doc! Your nose is cold!"

"Spriiiiiink-lllllllles!"
"Oh shit, here she comes again....Hide Hide Hide!"

"no, honey, not THAT opening. See, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..."

his master's voice

My boss communicating with his boss.

Echo! echo echo echo echo echo

You done with that?

Don't be a butthead.

"Ok now I just need you to turn and cough"

HAHA, thanks for the laugh. All comment upvotes on me

how chihuahuas are born

"Can Jimmy come out to play?"

"2 Bitches 1 Bowl"

I'd rather have this butthole in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

No relation.

Whoa! Doc! Whadya have your whole hand up there?! Jesus ..
oh wait .. it's your face. Carry on.