Lemme see if I have this Straight...

an email making the rounds:

 

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

 

* If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

 

* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers,  a quintessential American story.

 

 

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

 

* Name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

 

 

 

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

 

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

 

 

 

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,  spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of  13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

 

* If your total resume is:  local weather girl,  4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

 

 

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

 

* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.

 

 

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America 's.

 

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude," with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

 

 

OK, much clearer now. 

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