I wonder if the fastest clapper also has the potential to be the fastest wanker.

fake! IT'S ALL FAKE

My fastest minesweeper time was 55s and i thought that was awesome.

*timeshift

Ah the fastest clapper guy again. He still creeps me out.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Worlds-Fastest-Clapper

Adding video to channels (Timeshift) - requested by Deano.

No prize will be awarded for world's fastest male to reach climax.

There's a faster Soccer Goal than that. By Yael Averbuch on UNC Women's Soccer team. She just kicked the ball strait in, it's an NCAA record, and it really has to be faster than that guys.

EDIT: There's also a faster cup stacker than that Fox chick. Oh and the Tyson Gay run wasn't counted because he had a 4 mph back wind, still the fastest race ever so I think it should stay.

Here's the new fastest cup stacker: http://www.videosift.com/video/Fastest-Cup-Stacking-You-ll-EVER-See-11-year-old-champ

The fastest stamper chick blew my mind.

^ Yeah, she's almost faster than I can count out loud...


Clapper guy isn't really clapping so much as using fingertips to slap the opposite heel of palm.

...and no, I don't consider that a full clap.

>> ^radx:
I wonder if the fastest clapper also has the potential to be the fastest wanker.


I would assume that would be more up the cup stackers alley, what with the repetitive motions and such.

Where was the world's fastest rapper? Did I miss that?

The double bass fit well with the fastest stamper.

Most Impressive: Stamper

Least Impressive: Pizza maker

If I was an Olympic-class sprinter and somebody grouped me in with a guy who can make 3 pizzas in under a minute, I think I'd be offended.

>> ^shadowonline:
Most Impressive: Stamper
Least Impressive: Pizza maker

Oddly enough:
Most Fanfare: Pizza Maker (Carried off by cheering fans)

Least Fanfare: Stamper (Stands up)

Feh.

Doing everything I'm the master of the world's fastest slow-motion, which to you appears as "normal speed".