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Not funny in the slightest.

Yeah, I don't see why falling victim of false imprisonment and theft should be seen a funny or justified just because you were "thinking with your balls".

I execute several testicular computations when making decisions on a daily basis, but other people still shouldn't have the right to abuse me just because of the fact that they think exclusively with their ovaries or frontal lobes.

Pictures were taken, I was thoroughly humiliated and then I jumped off a fucking bridge to kill myself.

>> ^deathcow:

Pictures were taken, I was thoroughly humiliated and then I jumped off a fucking bridge to kill myself.


Yeah...it's been a long enough we can make fun of this now.

Just sayin! Did no one else think of it watching this video?

>> ^deathcow:

Just sayin! Did no one else think of it watching this video?


No, I thought of kidnapping, false imprisonment, larceny, and defamation. As for the roomate? Also aiding in the kidnapping, false imprisonment, and larceny.

It's not about thinking with your balls, it's about knowing when you are about to get fucked over.

Never take anything of value with you when you are about to get molested by a she-wolf, but by all means reciprocate in kind and to the full extent of the law.

>> ^deathcow:

Pictures were taken, I was thoroughly humiliated and then I jumped off a fucking bridge to kill myself.


Too soon?

Modern advertising is beginning to creep me out. In this case: motorola droid. They're hacking into our brains. I can't help but feel offended.

>> ^NordlichReiter:

>> ^deathcow:
Pictures were taken, I was thoroughly humiliated and then I jumped off a fucking bridge to kill myself.

Too soon?


There is no such thing as too soon.

booooooooooo rrrrrrr nnnnnnnn sssssssssssss

There is no such thing as too soon.

Sure there is!

Q: What did one nanobot say to the other nanobot?

A: You'll find out in 2038.

[redacted]

>> ^Mcboinkens:

Upvote because something similar happened to me a few days ago. Luckily I wasn't humiliated though.




Now jump off bridge.

I dont see how this funny...

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It's on YT here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UAymPJqAxo

But I guess CollegeHumor has disabled embedding. Despite the fact that, you know, they embed other stuff directly to their own site. >_>

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