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Swedish porn is educational

submitted by firefly

1 decade 5 years 11 months 1 week ago

(1984) from "Splash." After the mermaid is captured, our heroes Allen and Freddie Bauer (Tom Hanks and John Candy) impersonate Swedish scientists to attempt a rescue.
**disclaimer: there is no actual Swedish porn in this clip. Sorry! :P

11 Comments

upvote for John Candy speaking swedish

BicycleRepairMan

LOL! That is the most seriously butchered Swedish I've ever heard. That "half-swedish" guard couldnt fool a half-swede if his life depended on it. You can recognize the words barely, so they probably did use real swedish text in the script. But I had to listen several times. The guard refers to them as one scientist in his second question.

^but was John Candy's pronunciation correct? You know, in case I ever go to Sweden...

I have a 12' penis.
-OK, go right ahead!

*WTF?

Invocations (wtf) cannot be called by Norsuelefantti because Norsuelefantti is not privileged - sorry.

Good idea... *wtf!

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by Zonbie.

I don't get why he let him pass...

...maybe he felt bad for john candy's character and his unfortunately small penis.

haha...small penis... good thing my man has a huge whacker...it's comparable to all those porn sites with huge whackers... like myporndrive.com sure there are others...but who cares...anyhow...cool video though

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