Jesus!

You beat me to it with this one

*Doublepromote
*Quality
*Asia .........(It's a Japanese commercial)

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Barseps.

Double-Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, December 4th, 2013 1:01pm PST - doublepromote requested by Barseps.

Adding video to channels (Asia) - requested by Barseps.

I forgot the obvious.

Adding video to channels (Wheels) - requested by Barseps.

Damnit, I was expecting that and it STILL got me....

Japan should call in some exterminators to get rid of all the grey women in white dresses with too much eye shadow. They seem to have a plague of them... but I guess this one wasn't too bad because at least it wasn't constantly burping like the one in The Grudge.

"Witch! Turn that flashlight off --"

YOU STARTLED THE WITCH!

In other news: a woman froze to death in Japan after sustaining injuries when her car went off an icy patch of road. Despite being a championship sprinter, she was unable to flag down help from a passing motorist.

They backed up so fast, the snow started falling upwards.

Had they not had snow tires in the first place, they would have run her over immediately, problem solved. In fact, from the looks of her she already met a car without snow tires before these guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8