Ducklings receive Police Escort

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"An officer with the Fort Myers Police Department (Officer Glenn Eppler) recently encountered some unusual suspects holding up traffic. Ten tiny ducklings were attempting to cross the road but got stuck near the overpass at Colonial Boulevard and U.S. 41. Without help they were sure to be sitting ducks. Officer Glenn Eppler's dash cam caught the incident on video, but the rescue proved to be difficult as it wasn't easy getting the ducks in a row. A citizen jumped into help as the birds chirped in a fuzzy frenzy. Ultimately the ducks were taken to a grassy area and reunited with their mother -- lucky ducks."
vaire2ubesays...

the nanny state had a good plan until the bumbling a-hole reverse herded and started preying on the willing-to-follow-or-be=scooted ducklings, without much success, until, hands full, a-hole made his way with the remaining ducklings which, then, yes, you guessed it, followed their captive brethren out of sheer instinct. Instinct which they were using until happening upon the ravenous concrete disruptions named roads, where they were saved in shifts by a man working his own. The bumbling a-hole feels good about himself and the down on his hands. The cop vacates the scene, and all is well. Five minutes later, the ducklings returned and were killed by a passing semi-truck, a blotch of red and feathery down stuck to the road until it became mashed beyond repulsion to become another piece of concrete again, disrupted in disruption by another few passing lives.

rottenseedsays...

>> ^blankfist:
The police officer was doing just fine until the Asian fellow came in and scared them back into the streets. I'm sure someone bolder than me has a racist racy joke about chinese food, right? Where's rottenseed?


No...but an observation about the stupidity of humans. After a long hard day at work, partially fueled by the consumption of a breakfast containing chicken eggs, and quite possibly a lunch including some chicken, turkey, or beef product, these unaware drones fail to see the irony in stopping for a group of ducks (other than to eat them).

And duck is actually a delicacy in western culture as well as in Chinese culture. Now, duck VAGINAS is a totally different thing.

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