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Doug Stanhope "Jesus Never Made You Laugh"

submitted by rottenseed

1 decade 3 years 3 weeks ago

From "No Refunds"

9 Comments

That entire set is pure gold. The "federally allocated recommended daily allowance of pussy" still gets me every single time.

Been sitting on half a dozen power points for too long anyway, might as well throw a *promote in the ring.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, May 18th, 2011 10:01pm PDT - promote requested by radx.

Get to see him this Saturday

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Get to see him this Saturday

He's great live. It seems like he's on a more intimate level...like he's speaking to you at a bar after a couple of drinks.

>> ^radx:

That entire set is pure gold. The "federally allocated recommended daily allowance of pussy" still gets me every single time.
Been sitting on half a dozen power points for too long anyway, might as well throw a promote in the ring.

I love how naturally he segues into the bit. He actually plays off of audience interaction...almost as if he's coming up with it off-the-cuff.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Get to see him this Saturday

He's awesome live. Where you seeing him?

>> ^blankfist:

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
Get to see him this Saturday

He's awesome live. Where you seeing him?

Down in San Marcus, bout an hour drive from Austin.

stanhope is a GOD of mysanthropic,narcissistic humor.
he has turned cynicism into an artform.

Just remember folks: if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

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