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Crotch Firework Goes All Kinds of Wrong

submitted by Mordhaus

7 years 10 months ago

7 Comments

*doublepromote the epic juxtaposition of the manly posturing with the girly screaming when things inevitably go wrong.

Double-Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, July 4th, 2016 9:48am PDT - doublepromote requested by SDGundamX.

Was there ever a chance of a crotch firework going right!?

Ups, surprise facial. Very unpleasant.

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jokingly says...

I hope his penis broke!

Right! I was going to say: Just title the video "crotch firework". Description: complete; job: done.

Was there ever a chance of a crotch firework going right!?

The 8second-12second mark is ripe for a hilarious looping, slo-mo. The sounds he's making, the lizard movement, the lady cracking up in the background, shit is hilarious.

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