53 Glenn Beck Fans Get Their Cars Towed

53 people fall for some tom-foolery? Very unlikely, especially in the ranks of Glenn Beck's followers...

The gentleman interviewed seems like he was on to something. Towing companies are operated by those with tow trucks. Tow trucks get their "licences" from the government. And we all know that parking lots are right next to roads which are owned by the government. MY GOD, THE TOWING COMPANIES ARE SOCIALISTS!!! RARARARAARARRARA
rougysays...

"53 people fall for some tom-foolery? Very unlikely, especially in the ranks of Glenn Beck's followers..."

Actually, it's very likely.

The ranks of Glenn Beck followers aren't renowned for their analytical skills.

cowboydansays...

>> ^rougy:

"53 people fall for some tom-foolery? Very unlikely, especially in the ranks of Glenn Beck's followers..."
Actually, it's very likely.
The ranks of Glenn Beck followers aren't renowned for their analytical skills.


/facepalm.

next time, i'll be sure to purchase a sarc mark.

lucky760says...

It's a conspiracy. I'm sure of it. See, their cars were all taken by a "towing" company. And TOW reversed is WOT or more accurately W.O.T., which stands for Working for Obama's Terrorism.

Don't you see, America?! We're under attack!

*sheds tear*

volumptuoussays...

>> ^pmkierst:

Yeah, I didn't understand the 8 hours thing either.


8:00 AM: Morning anti-psychotic pill-taking ceremony

9:00 AM: Stare at a photo of Ronald Reagan and Cry

9:20 AM: Class: Teabonics adn Yoou

10:00 AM: Lecture: Medicare, and how it is not an entitlement program

11:00 AM: Class: Advanced Rifle Polishing

12:00 PM: Random Chalkboard Scribblings Demonstration

1:00 PM: Freedom Fry cook-off & Hamburger Helper Potluck

2:00 PM: Stare at a photo of Ronald Reagan and cry

3:00 PM: Sarah Palin Circle-Jerk (bring your own cracker)

3:30 PM: Scream at the Clouds

4:00 PM: Wonder where the fuck your car is, because you thought you parked right over here, but it's not there anymore.

Porksandwichsays...

Wonder if this is similar to Beck's money making tactics on gold? Tell people a bunch of stuff about gold, then do ads for it on TV. Tell people to come out to his events, then tow their vehicles. I mean hell, anyone successful knows that you put your hand in every cookie jar whether it's legal/right/moral or not.

Prolly bought the frat guys a keg to borrow the lot, they don't want people knowing they were underage drinking.

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