Good idea, but design fail on the machine. They should have made the ram a hollow tube so you push the stick in then pull it out to expand the swirl as the ram pushes. The stick would still center the tater. Needs to be vertical, too, so it will fit on a cart. Also, what a waste of time/safety dropping the whole stick in the fryer! Needs some work but I'm hungry so the video did the job.

As a teen, my mother always did this to me when I came home. You couldn't smoke or drink without her detecting it.

I hope nobody speeds this along with a little strategically placed oil.

That is Genius! I'd like to see how they keep the post planted in the ice safely. It looks like a steel tube.

That's pretty cool.

I'd like to hear what the pilots have to say for themselves. They were conspicuously absent from this interview.

Jezuz, he's 44 years old. What do you expect!? He looks fine. Except for the hair.

It's chewing up the buttons, trying to wear down its teeth, but they are slowly growing up through its skull. That is why it looks lethargic. Bad idea for a pet.

Remember the Manning embassy telegrams? They taught us that embassies do a lot to arrange sales for companies like Boeing, etc. And so the NSA makes sure our pricing is best or matched for any bidding and that we're not getting undercut.

I saw him interviewed by his 'mother in law' on tv and he seemed pretty genuine. It's probably an act to stay on top of the feeds. Which is important to him.

That was interesting. Looks like he was half out the window otherwise it would have been OK.

I'm all but certain they said they were going to scrap it. There's no economical way to fix it up.

Light it on fire and stick it to the trunk.

He is no match for Pinhead!

That is amazing. I'm trying to find out what the hell is going on there but my first thought is if I were those guys I'd be running!