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Wolfenstein®: The Old Blood Grammar-Nazi Nazi
I was worried (because I'm crazy) that it would be ruined if you knew German (which I don't) because the words would be too different to be confused, but it seems "laying" and "lying" are "legen" and "liegen" (per Google Translate).
Should gay people be allowed to marry?
@bobknight33: If it makes you feel better, think of it as Marriage Deregulation.
A Perfect Circle - Maynard of Tool in something different
Damn, I was trying to fit the full song title in the tags, but it leaves no room for anything else.
@deathcow: damn, did you really miss Mer de Noms? Judith? That was really a great album that stood apart from other material that was coming out at the time. I highly recommend it.
Thirteenth Step was good, but it was a little Toolish. That's not a bad thing, except that I really liked APC, so to have Tool II was a little bit of a letdown. Still a good album, though.
eMotive, the source of the above track, was lazy filler. I prefer to pretend it doesn't exist. Pet is the original song that the above is based on.
george carlin-the sanctity of life is bullshit
Nah, he's making the point that people are hypocrites. They claim that life is sanctified but they only apply that to a subset of life, and only when it's convenient to them.
I believe he is making the point that life has no value, so we can kill a cow to eat it, or kill a bug because it bugs us.
george carlin-the sanctity of life is bullshit
You're conflating sanctity with value in general.
I assume that a sanctified thing would have value, but there are plenty of things people consider to have value that they do not consider holy in any way.
What a sad and cynical outlook on life. If life is not sacred, why is so much fuss made about the taking of it?
Dogs Fail Compilation
*dead
people feigning being hit by a car
I'm not entirely convinced a few of these weren't suicide attempts.
Game Maker's Toolkit - Redesigning Death
I've been wishing MMOs would go this route for almost as long as I've known of MMOs. Even though I don't play them, I think it will result in a much more interesting experience and I'll be interested to see the results.
I'm looking forward to the death mechanics of Star Citizen, personally.
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/12879-Death-Of-A-Spaceman
Slowest Chase Ever
*africa
Ball Goes In Twice On One Dunk
Because the ref had blown the whistle to stop play before the pass was even made. Looks like he might have called an offensive foul, too, so it really doesn't count.
It sounds like the announcer says that won't count, but I don't see why not.
Rediculous B-ball shots
I always remember how to spell ridiculous by thinking, "it doesn't mean to diculous again."
I still pronounce it as you spelled it, though.
Shy Hungry Racoon Gets Fed
Diurnal. This one may also be having a hard time sleeping with a noisy crowd of assholes hanging around.
I thought 'coons are nocturnal...
Chinese Lotus Flower Candle for Hannah's 12th Birthday
Now who wants the slice with the lead paint?
Sportsmanship beyond measure...
Yes, but we invented mass incarceration, so this video is ours.
*Blocked in Canada, which is sad, since we invented the game.
Conan O'Brien: Deon Cole takes on Thai Underboob
Deon's standup is pretty good, too.