Seagel is too close to Seagal.

One is a lighter than air industrial product.
The other is the thinking* man's action movie hero.












*For a given value of "thinking" < 0

oh man, i recognized that logo immediately. I used to LOVE that show back in the day.

The Hong Kong shipping industry scoffs at nature.

Anyone who actually pronounces the internet-word "pwnd" out loud as "powned" is a colossal douche-bag.

this guy really has a problem with expressing his poultry fixation.

You stay classy, Fox News affiliates.

>> ^lampishthing:
"As we now know that was congressman Joe Wilson R-YouFuckingkiddingme?"


FTFY. Awesome line.

Now THERE's an armadillo that knows how to cross the road!

To this day I can't walk into a Lonestar Steakhouse without loudly proclaiming LOOOOONESTAAAAR!!!!!

Glenn Beck, just answer this simple question: "Is it true that you have stopped raping and murdering girls since 1990?"

Firstly, rape and murdering a young girl in 1990. Furthermore, rape and murdering a young girl in 1990.
Finally, I would just like to say, rape and murdering a young girl in 1990.

Rape and murdering a young girl in 1990, and thank you.

*dead

Wow that mountain goat has the balance of a....squirrel..or.....something.

>> ^flechette:
>> ^charliem:
Crazy realistic.
The looks that is, not the medical aspect of it. You dont breathe for that long, your cactus.

My cactus what? >.>

Your cactus accidentally a coke bottle.

Sifts like this are the reason why I love this site.