I think everybody is missing the point.
Seeing Ironhide die like a dog at point blank range was fully traumatizing for me as a child.

Sure, I went out and bought the new toys but IT IS STILL REAL TO ME, D*MN IT!

aye carumba! If anybody sees this...well...(sniffle)....play me the world's smallest violin please...

*discard

ah well...

wow...what a controversy I have started
I did not mean to.

You use it to stop a large charging animal when it appears your life is in danger. This does not include mothers-in-law

"IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!"

for anybody wondering how this ends...it ends badly. very, very badly.

wooooo.......wooooo......wooooooo.....
"You've seen it! You can't unsee it!"

and this doesn't have 100 upvotes by now why....?

*save

...what?

This is actually the most brilliant thing I've seen today. </not ironic>

Not yet, Dr. Rhombus.......but one day.

Very hilar-y

*nsfw

*undead

Still works...

Thank you very much! You're the first to do so

In reply to your comment:
“Welcome to the Sift, sixfeet.”

so....where any of them actually close?