"I am a legally married woman because of him"

Sigh. Is it really just the Trump supporters that are on a strictly fact-free diet?

Ellen-Portia marriage: August 16, 2008, California

Obama becomes president: January 20, 2009

Obama becomes the first President to speak in support for same sex marriage: May 9, 2012

Upvoted for the great title.

And the title is not just a joke either, some kids definitely will see this as a great opportunity to share their music tastes with commuters (me).

*promote

Bloody heck, this is fantastic.

Police Academy deserved all the sequels it got!!

Tried it, totally works (just don't use totally flat plates as I did for my first attempt, also best results when the water is poored in without stirring).
And you can do it twice with one batch of Skittles, since you can turn them over into a fresh plate.

"Cage goes in the water, you go in the cage. Shark's in the water, shark goes into the cage. Now everybody is in the cage."

So to be clear, this shark enters the cage from the side, right. So this shark just wrestles itself through the bars towards its prey in the cage. Back to bungee jumping for me....

You are not alone in your thoughts:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/poll-unconscious-clinton-more-fit-to-be-president-than-conscious-trump

I now got curious and watched the Roast waiting on my PVR (it's not a good one).
But. Oh. My. Word. Did Ann Coulter (who by the way was quite open about her book promotions, audience didn't appreciate that openness) bomb or what. The answer: she bombed.
Like bad. Like worse than 'The Situation' (yes, I watch all these CC roasts, I am not proud of it)! Like a lot worse, at least the situation tried without success to get out of the hole on stage.

Here is her performance in a low-talking video that will probably be taken down before I submit my comment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyRRpojn7I
Here she is saying she did great and it's all the fault of bad editing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Jsl1OFjtU
Here is the writer saying it was not his fault, but I don't really believe that is true, the delivery is terrible but the jokes were also sh*t, and I don't believe for a second she wrote that material herself as he claims, because the material is exactly in line with what those CC roast speeches are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FtO15N0iho

I have seen Coulter enough times on Bill Maher's show to know nothing fazes her.
She will just take any insults without batting an eye, on the basis of a false sense of superiority, and a correct sense that her media appearances are mostly just to sell books.
She also enjoys playing the villain (the 'heel' in wrestling terms).

Not to nitpick, but at 2:12 they say
"1 gay fish"
but just between 2:12 and 2:28 I already count 3 gay fish... Perhaps I don't get the joke.

I just love coach 2.

Who first picks coach 1's clothes, and tries to physically restrain.

Only to conclude seconds later: "Coach 1 is right, damnit"

That's great and all sifty, but it is dead....

Here is an alternative link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s4kxI-0MhI

Oh man, now I want to find a pig somewhere to try this out!

That'll do bee, that'll do....

It's a funny video.

But it's also dumb and stupid, in the sense that the ECHR may hold these values, but it's not like it *introduced* those value to the UK.
And you don't have to take my word on that, they actually discuss this starting at 2:45 in this blooming video...???