...prof. farnsworth rules...
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...he's his son...
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...he's not heavy...
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...east van yo...my house cost 1.5 mill...but...i rent...
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...states side people are funny...
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...talking with americans...his best stuff...
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i love carmen

http://www.epic.org/privacy/terrorism/hr3162.html

...if you are american and have not read this you are not a patriot...ever notice that the last four letters of patriot, are RIOT...

http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html ...as a primer, maybe you should read this...
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...seriously...i got more sound effects than you know...
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...i apologise for the length...that was me kicking some well deserved ass...do not mess with me...
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...apparently getting pooped on by a bird is good luck...of course that comes from the guy NOT getting pooped on...
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...tv is a drug...detox or die...
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...the two year old acted perfectly...fox news (shudder) attempted to tell this cute story with the desired effect being, "aww crap! we're buddhists, so we just gotta take it with a smile"...while people comment on parenting skills, the terrible two's, and how much it would suck to have to start over...

...meanwhile they are missing the lesson...the sand arts destruction is kinda the point, or at least a large part of the point...living in the present in action...any true adept would not be phased by it...but...basically a two year old got the monks on fox news, which probably increased the donations ten fold...way to go deuce-zilla...

ps. rupert murdoch needs to stop buying media outlets...

...deduk, berpekir dan morokok...