This video needs some Price is Right sad horns at 5:17.

I swear this is interesting, I'm going to give *beg a shot.

Rippity Rap Raptastic

Wow, this is properly funny. I think my Christian Right dad might even laugh.

Dang it.

I think I'll give *beg a shot on this one.

Thank you kindly.

In reply to this comment by LarsaruS:
you forgot to link in the last part... the outro... here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF2rEOKFHrY
its only 2:39 but it is good...

double *beg

Ahh, so close. Maybe *beg will work.

Whenever my dad watches Congressman Frank on Fox News (because that's the only network he watches) he always makes a remark tantamount to "he talks funny".

But I think he's one of the most intelligent and articulate people we've got on the Hill.

Rule #1: Cardio

I need to get some business cards.

Wait, I like this guy? I didn't think I was allowed to.

Ahhh, so that's what a reasonable political discussion sounds like...

*beg