We're not talking about Chuck D here, we're talking about the least important member of Public Enemy. And a whole bunch of white comics.

Uh...this isn't really "Mac vs. PC". Great paint programs exist on both platforms. This is about Microsoft continuing to ship such a breathtakingly lame paint program in this day and age. "Paint" is actually more lame than the very first color paint programs - SuperPaint and Paint3:

http://www.rgshoup.com/prof/SuperPaint/index.html

This can't be the first commercial. I remember bag phones LONG before the new, small brick phones came out.

So why did they bother to roast Flava Flav anyway? Do half of these comics even know who he is? Why not roast Carrot Top?

The best Carrot Top bashing ever was by Joel Hodgeson of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He started out as a prop comic - a screamingly funny and endlessly inventive one, and they were both on the same bill one time. Joel discovered Carrot Top backstage riffling through Joel's props.

On the other hand, Carrot Top looks too lean these days to be roasted. He'd have to be basted, or maybe deep-fried.

My dad was a magician and puppeteer (Punch and Judy) and I was a ventriloquist when I was a boy. Later, I got well.

That was my video for "The Infant Kiss". Here's the URL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUTkdw4C0XA

That is absolutely delightful!

You kids get squicked so easily. As you get older, the type of person you are going to have sex with will get older too (they'd better, or you are going to wind up looking like a creepy Woody Allen type pervert.) And one thing you'll learn is this: never, ever underestimate the value of 50 years of practice.

It would have worked if he had brought an air tank with him. Then he could pull it over himself, then re-inflate it once he's inside (an maybe not suffocate. He's a perv, but he doesn't deserve to die. Most fetishists just can't help themselves; it's a compulsion.

That is WONDERFUL. Weird Al Yankovic used to do a lot of these fake interviews on this ALTV segments on MTV. The interviews with Adam Ant and Avril Levine were particular classics. I'd suspect Jay swiped it from Al, except both probably stole it from Steve Allen.

And of course this is the only film ever made where every single scene is a "Dutch angle" (tilted camera). The Scientology connection is that a person would need their mind completely scrambled by Scientology to believe that making this film would be a good idea. Both Travolta and Cruise have sons named after characters in Hubbard's fiction.

She's got a really sweet attitude about it, which is wonderful. I'd imagine a lot of women in her profession (it is the oldest one) might be really catty about this. I wonder how much she's charging for this special service. Really above and beyond the call of duty.

This is nothing. I saw a video on Slashdot of some goober opening an iPhone...with a HAMMER!

This guy could totally fool people into believing he's Howard Stern. Or at least get a bunch of porn starlets to have sex with him believing that he's Howard Stern.

"Puny Human #1, Puny Human #2...and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon!"