At first I was all, "What the hell is she getting her own magazine for? She's no Oprah!" I mean I love Olivia as much as the next guy (okay, a LOT more than than the next guy), but a magazine? Wouldn't a calendar or something suffice? Apparently, as far as I can gather from the site, it's basically a one-off fan service book in magazine form where each issue has a different "celebrity editor" who picks articles they like and then has a section completely devoted to stuff they like and pictures of them. *shrug* Interesting concept. *leaves to fulfill his nerd crush*

>> ^EDD:
I'm especially appalled by the horrible out-of-place posh British accent on Farah (presuming they retain the original name for the princess).


I'd certainly appreciate a posh British accent over an American one, as I'm guessing Mr Gyllenhall will have (and the character in the latest PoP game had...ugh).

As for the girl's name, apparently they aren't going with the game name of Farah. Just checked the imdb page and her name is Tamina. And for those curious (ie. those who think the actress is fine as hell), the actress is Gemma Arterton, or as I delightfully discovered was the red-head in the last Bond movie. *drools*

And I love that as I'm listening to him, an ad pops up at the bottom of the video to check out Ann Coulter's blog. *facepalm* Talk about missing the mark, Google Ads.

*dead

>> ^Nithern:
If all things are natural, because they come, in some form, from the world around us. Would that mean Zombies are natural?


Forgive my lack of belief in the supernatural, or my ability to tell when a christian is being sarcastic or serious, but I'm unclear as to whether you're implying that zombies exist and are somehow unnatural, or that zombies only exist in fiction and are therefore unnatural.

Regardless, zombies, including christians' favorite zombie, jesus, don't exist. But if they did exist, they would be natural because they exist in the natural world. Also, they would be awesome.

>> ^bobknight33:
Hitchens is Rude and shameful. Falwell was a better man than Hitchens. Why would anyone have him on their show?


Why? Because he was glad for the death of someone for whom he disagreed with? Hmmm, I think I remember someone else who did that fairly recently, eh bobknight? Just sayin...


http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Day-in-100-Seconds-Remembering
-Ted-Kennedy
>> ^bobknight33:
Thank GOD this dude is dead!

Screw this mayor talk. If that's his platform, I'd vote him in for President! And I thought my bromance with Obama was strong. Pitt/Jolie 2012!

Let me just make a little correction here...

Girl to Hot Blonde at bowling alley: "Jiyanibi was just telling me that you're on his mind and he just wants to take you and he just wants to love on you. And he has special plans for you..."

Other than that... *vomit

>> ^therealblankman:

Funny, you don't look like a douchebag either... BUT YOU ARE!


Oh no...the host pretty much *looks* like a douchebag too. But I get your meaning.

I love this. Reading the title and seeing that it was in Texas, I thought for sure it was some christian group asking people to trade in their porn to receive a bible. Glad to see that there's *some* semblance of proper education happening in Texas.

For me the trajectory of the eraser just doesn't look right compared to the teacher's throw, besides it being a one-in-a-million shot bouncing off douchebag's head, only to hit the camera completely covering the lens (possibly to mask a bad camera cut). I suspect the eraser was either added or at least edited in post. Not to mention, most latinas I know would have beat the shit outta that douchebag somewhere within his first 3 attempts.

>> ^Nithern:
Its to bad this group does not explain who their source actually is or isnt. If your going to quote a source, and not give due credit, then you are guilty of plagerism(sp?) (that or, you cant think up stuff on your own that sounds creditable, so you have to steal your material from others who are).

It actually says right on the graphic that the 63% of Americans that believe the bible is true is from Rasmussen Reports. Since you couldn't be bothered to "do the research", I've done it for you. Here's the link...

http://legacy.rasmussenreports.com/2005/Bible.htm

And personally, I think the "snarky foreigners" have every right to make fun of us when this figure is true. If I heard that over half of Australia spent their days worshiping a giant invisible space kangaroo, I might think they're worthy of a bit of ribbing myself.

I was initially withholding a vote, because it wasn't exactly clear whether the OP was posting this as a joke or maybe as exposure to some shenanigans or if the OP actually believes this to be some kind of "miracle". As this video appears to currently stand, the fact that this is not in the "lies" or "comedy" channels and the fact that faith-based healing is, in fact, bullshit...I hereby exercise my first ever video down-vote! Thx democracy and thank *you* Videosift.

Haha..I think I'm more offended that the reporter's name is "Hairy Boomer"! *snicker*

I *heart* these jazz adaptations! Here's my favorite "malfunctioning dog" as jazz singer video (forgive the link address, as it's actually Bush not Palin)...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Palin-Harmonized-By-Talented-Jazz-Pianist

Shine on you crazy Silver Diamond! Thanks for giving us raving liberals (and quantumushroom) a home away from home, here at the Sift!