Charlie Brown's teacher is hot!

Kickstarter link:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/439668500/liberty-is-rising-truth-in-media-project-0

Unfortunately all the recent comments on that video are now discussing Soren's video, or re-quoting the graffiti mentioned in it.

Then again, maybe that's a good thing?

They should make a version with chocolate milk, so kids can re-create the scene from Trainspotting!

They're all here:
http://www.cracked.com/members/AfterHours/

In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.

How does it ring the doorbell?

Life begins at the point you accept that this is all there is, instead of sitting around hoping it isn't.
Then you can decide what you want to do with your life, rather than waiting for someone else to tell you.

What level of clearance do I need to be so I can find out Wash isn't dead too?

Yeah, I was hoping the planing was going to fix it, would have been surreal.

Bill Door, cutting the grass one blade at a time.

Awww <beep>, there ain't no <beeeep> point in watching a censored Boondocks clip, it ruins the flow <beeeep>.

You can also use a shim to release the catch on the ties, or if you have replaced your shoelaces with paracord you can use them as a friction saw by bicycling your legs.

Both of these methods are easier if you have a little slack to play with, so don't tighten your own restraints unless you are certain the zip ties are thin enough for you to break successfully, or you don't have anything available to use as a shim or saw.

Edit: To clarify, I don't mean to suggest shimming or sawing are easier than snapping (Though with very thick ties it can be). I mean it is easier to shim or saw with a little slack, than to shim or saw without slack.

Ahh, so it's collapsing because the front fell off.