I would have thought the coroner's report would be enough to convict these two cunts. Who cares what what moonshiners' rantings influenced them.

40 years on and Family Feud is dirtier than The Dating Game ever was. So much for the moral majority

So how long ago were the Romans absolved?

Funny how forigners pronounce emu e moo when as far as I know everyone in Australia says e mew

Ok, I'm 5 minutes into the first episode of new B&B and I had to run to the internets to warn it about how fucking shit this show is. It's like I wrote the fucking thing in a week, when I was twelve. I can't believe I defended the very idea of this show to a friend. If Mike Judge has anything to do with this he deserves his own B&B raping episode of South Park, or he would if anyone knew WTF Mike Judge looks like. I mean I torrented this episode but I still feel ripped off. Right this moment both of those fuckers are just chanting "porn porn porn porn porn porn" over and over again. The word porn has lost all meaning for me now. I have to search the internet for porn now, whatever that is, but I warn all of you. Forget this show exists 'cause, in a very real way, the show you were hoping for doesn't exist. New B&B exists but whatever new coke was existed too, and everyone hated it apparently. B&B will be like that except once the world hounds it's fettid stench from the nostril cavities of mankind nobody will ever mention it ever again.

Thats hilarious after all those animated expose's on the cops saying the only way to get promoted was to commit crimes.

I know this is serious but "MEDIC!... MEDIIIIIC!" Where do these people think they are, Omaha fucking beach.

This is the real reunion
Seann William Scott: So your acting career hasn't gone anywhere?
Jason Biggs: (Stuffing pockets at catering table) I just haven't found the right project you know...
Seann William Scott: (grunts his agreement)

There is a long and awkward silence. Biggs uncomfortably sucks crumbs from his sleeve

Jason Biggs: Hey I saw dukes of hazard on blue ray. Really, really excellent picture quality.

The farmer is shearing with a pair of hair fucking clippers!

Wait, they weren't Nirvana!? Fucking scalper charged me $400 for that ticket D:

>> ^quantumushroom:

Why in the fuck should loving someone of the same sex be something that needs to be "cured"?
Ask the future parents who will have the option to choose their fetus' sexual preference, as well as height, disease-resistance and skin tone.

Rich people of the future may have these options. Your decendants on the other hand, Homo Hillbillius, will have to stick with the old trailer park technique: Breeding like cockroaches and discarding the weak.

George W must have been a constant and unfailing dissapointment to his dad.

This isn't in the spirit of the comments but could that chick keep her shit together and stop screaming? 4:46 for the love of god

This explains nothing....NOTHING!

>> ^dannym3141:

8.20 for the bit where god has mind-sex with a girl on stage...

Or the creepy as fuck psychopath's smile on his face at 7:57 when she breaks down.