You didn't like it.
There - saved myself 17 more minutes of your high-school critique.

Great song:
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game. I heard it in the background.

I feel that way about republicans. Really.

Let me guess - you (pejorative statement).

Sorry about those two atomic bombs, but your rude emperor wouldn't stop being rude to us. I do however, love my Honda. You're cute and I want to do several inappropriate things to you. Why did you dye your hair red? You're not from Scotland, where all the rude things you mentioned are expected, and not doing them there is considered rude. Don't eat the food in Scotland, though.

Would like one for the times when my electricity goes out and the sump pump quits and the basement floods. Not sure of how to design one though.

Well? What happened to the bird? Sometimes doing this breaks their necks. Sometimes not.

Looks like maybe 2.5-3.0 lb. Smallmouth. Hard to tell. Nice work, dad! Tell us you threw it back to be caught again later. Or had the fish mounted for daughter would be even better.

Yuck - glad I'm not a lizard.

That's kind of a small place for two pets.

Cremation should be the law. BTW, I want to do it with her.

Maybe you should run somewhere else.

What are EVOs and WRSs?

Unrelated: Look up "The L-Curve" for a "to-scale" comparison of incomes and wealth comparison between people in the USA, using a football field as medium for comparison.

I prefer the freedom of independent movement using skis.