So, 130 years old and 17 pounds gets "oh, it's so old, it would be a shame if he wound up in a pot," but everything less than that gets "let's kill and cook it in the most cruel manner imaginable."

I hate humanity.

*dead

smibbo, you do know that most of the planet is frat-bay stupid to match, right?

I've got news for the poster: whatever he was going through was a lot worse than what you "went through." I'll take this over a crying infant any day of the week.

*broken

If you're expecting anything resembling intelligent thought or reason to emit from QuantumMushroom, you're in for a surprise reversal of those expectations, xxovercastxx.

Why the hell does videosift insist on listing dead videos in search results?

What music is that? It sounds super-familiar, but I can't place it, at least beyond the trailers that have repurposed it...

Don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it.... ohhhhhh, he touched it.

Dipstick.

I'm sure this would be brilliant and cute... if I could see it.

What, nobody thought to dial up the brightness in post? Clearly not worth my $9.50.

Oh wait.

*dead

And they say Americans are gun-crazy.

Why would you call your video entry "How to pay for anything with blank paper" when the one thing it fails to do is explain how the trick actually works?

That's just rigoddamndiculous.

How the hell did such inarticulate people get cast on a talk show?