From the various videos of Jewel I've seen on the Sift, she might be the fucking coolest singer ever.

Aw lay off tha Kiwi eh cuzzie? It isn't is fault he's beached-as!

FUCK THE POLICE

Am I the first to say it..?

Halo was never for Playstation..

Reminds me of a joke:

Whats green and smells like pork?
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Kermit the Frog's fingers!

"I haven't studied the issue completely"

Maybe you should before you waste more taxpayer money doing fucking nothing.

Well done sir.

I was really hoping for a much bigger smack down from the Husseininator. Put that bitch in her place dude!

I find it fucking hilarious that so many of you take comments about karate-man personally. He's a fucking dork, no matter which way you look at it.

I shudder to think about getting head from an sex-droid. What if there's a glitch and it decides to chomp down with its metal jaw? What if it shorts out, ergo causing me to short out?

The OM NOM NOM NOM CORN bit made me pee a little in my panties.

Its easy to tell that the herbivore has a hard time understanding "the chase" despite the diplomatic canine's enthusiastic tutelage.

Legalize and we Californians can smoke our way from under the crushing deficit.

Totally well-said.

Bloody video cuts out just as its getting interesting.