Send this one to the Pope, please. Or is he against contraceptive-based sports as well?

"Our kids can no longer pray in public.."

What does the sermon on the mount say about that? (Mt 6,5-6)

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Read your bible !!!

I heard about this.
Next thing, they get a dome put over their town.

fake! That's just a very small person with a high voice and then they play the audio slower.

The cops were afraid of him. A clear case of penis envy.

finally a howto-guide i can really use! tripping over dead camels while walking through sandstorms has always been pretty annoying.

if it's fake, give him an oscar
if not, another life wasted because of religion

Translation:

- Traffic control... Please show me your drivers license.
- Sure. Did I do something wrong?
- What the ...? What happened to your picture?
- Why?
- Well, someone drew a di.... ....on your face.
- Who drew sth. on my face? I can't see anything. Do you mean the glasses? I don't have to wear them while driving anymore. Eye-surgery.
- You've got a ..... um .... you have to....
- Can I go? I have an appointment at the ENT-physician. I've got a sore throat.
(SNEEZE)
- Sorry, the air conditioning.... Have a nice day.
- Gesundheit

eia !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU2SRNU955c

another manifestation of the flying spaghetti monster ??

Ze band is called "Boss Hoss" not "Hoss Boss"