*promote

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...

Yeah, I think you're right there. At first I thought it was just the stock jumping from the recoil, but it goes back perfectly in place to where it started. >> ^rgroom1:

FAKE FAKE FAKE
watch the stock of the gun during the misfire: it inexplicably becomes an inch wider while the barrel that was pointed at his face turns away.

WTF is with the black and white? Also, turn on a fucking light bulb.

Did she even attempt to jump?

He displays almost as much emotion as that motherfucker Tobey Maguire. No, seriously, Maguire is a fucking horrible actor. How was he ever chosen for the role?

LOL @ the dial-up modem sound effect.

LOL - haven't laughed that hard at an internet video in a while.
>> ^mxxcon:

There's also footage of DARPA's BigDog Beta

*kill

*kill

There is NOTHING "beautiful" about that!

I use a LOT of garlic when I cook, but not nearly as much as that guy. I never need to peel more than 4 or 5 cloves, so this technique isn't really all that handy for the average person, I'd say.

ZING!>> ^messenger:

Not a very popular one because even with Pepto-Bismol they just go right through ya.>> ^rottenseed:
I thought "Neutrinos" was a breakfast cereal

I love how he says "Sex shouldn't be an issue" then follows it with "let's reinstate DADT so we can kick gay people out for having it"