I didn't start out wanting to stay with a theme, but I love a challenge and I fear if I stop now, I'll get harped on by the Sifters. They'll all gather around me chanting "llama llama llama" and my character will be brutally reamed in SiftTalk! Hehe, but really, I may stop if it starts to bore me, but for now I'm enjoying it.

I had that video bookmarked for a few weeks and it makes me sad to watch it and hear the llama's terrified death bleats.. I knew it would get a few downvotes, but I really wanted to post it if only as a warning to people who think dogs are cuddly and won't eat their llamas. Heh. That sounds funny. I'm trying not to be facetious about it, but hehe..

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
It was a little interesting, but the sound of the llama got to me, Llama. And as for the canines, well, no. Not a big fan.

You're bringing some real fun to the Sift, and I look forward to seeing how far you can push the camelid theme. They are fascinating family of critter. If you run out will you re-register as a goat or the like?

In reply to this comment by Llama:
I wouldn't expect an upvote from a cat for a video about dogs, anyway.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Still, not what I come to the Sift for, so I exercise my downvote privileges. Sorry Llama. I know there are more good llama videos out there.

I wouldn't expect an upvote from a cat for a video about dogs, anyway.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Still, not what I come to the Sift for, so I exercise my downvote privileges. Sorry Llama. I know there are more good llama videos out there.

I was pretty appalled that someone would let their own dogs savage their livestock.

*beg for the poor lost llama

"Although everything was spinning perilously, I tried to start in the right direction and hack my way ahead. My route must have been far from straight, for it seemed hours before I was free of the mirage-plant's pervasive influence. Gradually the dancing lights began to disappear, and the shimmering spectral scenery began to assume the aspect of solidity. When I did get wholly clear I looked at my watch and was astonished to find the time was only 4:20. Though eternities had seemed to pass, the whole experience could have consumed little more than a half-hour."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Walls_of_Eryx

A llama, sir, is a camelid. As are camels and alpacas.

In reply to this comment by kulpims:
what, no llama?

Ugh.. I hate how some women feel they need to slather on an inch of make-up. Less is MORE, ladies! Seriously, it's bad for your skin to put that much spackle on.

Hehe, that's called a farce! It harkens back to when they would shove those animals inside the other, just like a turducken, and serve it up. They would often go to extremes, stuffing things as big as a cow to ending with a tiny bird! Om nom nom!!

*beg

This is a nightmare. Lag is frustrating enough!

Ugh, that just disgusts me. How can you not know you're pregnant?? I knew I was pregnant before I hit four weeks! Jeebus..

Ratner's Star by Don DeLillo
The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
The Season of Passage by Christopher Pike
The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
The Other by Tom Tryon

Christ, I just flashed back to my childhood and living with my asshole dad.

This makes me miss my opossum Opie. I had him for a few years until he crawled into the back of my mini-fridge and electrocuted himself.

He was a sweetie and loved to crawl into my purses and sleep.

My dog brought him in one day; he was playing dead, just a little yearling. I had had raccoons, before, so I gave him a chance. ! Miss him..

I just want to take this moment to stand up on my soap box and say NO to hand jobs. A guy can give himself a hand job. Please, don't even insult him with the lame offer of a hand job.

A blow job is always appreciated and is truly a gesture of love and goodwill.

And a little oral reciprocation is great for diplomatic ties.