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When your dog mistakes the moon for a ball
It's always great to be reminded that stupidity can be cute before you turn on the news.
Tears are a crucial part of being upset
Future actress or young sociopath with a taste for tears?
Whale Of A Photobomb
Look at that terrible boy, turning his gaze off of nature's wonderful creatures to pose for a photo! The youth of today...
When Dad is an Engineer
Engineer my ass. Hand me some duct tape and I'll fix that rotational-direction-misconstruction.
If you love your kid, you'll even sacrifice your shoelaces.
The Adorkable Misogyny of The Big Bang Theory
And that's exactly the reason I never liked the show, it's the same old, shitty stereotypes. This show masks its mocking of geeks and nerds by making them main characters and adding more detail to their interests.
Other than that, it's the same misogyny and lazy jokes that rely on the laughtrack to work at all that you can find in 'Two and a half men'. Yeah, Tigerblood Charlie Sheen was right, Chuck Lorre is a hack.
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Best I could say is it makes fun OF nerds and geeks, not WITH.
Aikido - Hiromi Matsuoka
Most martial arts are simply too specific for MMA (Teakwondo for example), and Aikido is certainly one of them. That's why many MMA fighters train in Jiu-Jitsu, it's a grabbag of techniques.
Aikido is great with throws, joint-locks and evasive moves but that's mostly it. There's no emphasis on kicking, punching or holding techniques. An Aikido-practitioner won't choke you out, he or she will break your shit. Bend your joints in ways they shouldn't or straight up break your arm. You can't unleash that in a ring where people go to earn money. No matter how many punches you can take, how many throws you can recover from, a broken wrist will end your fight. And then you're out of a job and training until it's healed for a couple of weeks.
Aikido is not flexible enough to be effective and too damaging once it can be used for full effect.
And it does work in real life, it's just the conditions for success are far narrower than with other, more versatile martial arts. That's why Krav Maga works so well in real life, it just goes to what causes the most effect. So a lot of ballskicking. And punching. And Kneeing. All the balls, all the time.
Yeah, @ChaosEngine that's true, but it still doesn't work in real life.
Nobody uses Akido in MMA.
Akido is moderately effective when teaching a weak person to fend off stronger, untrained individuals. It's shit if your opponents have been trained.
Also, if I need more proof Akido is shit: Steven Seagal.
I rest my case.
Bill Maher - Punching Nazis
I'm a big fan of EC-Comics-style ironic punishment and I love the Punisher and other revenge fantasies but Bill is right. You have to be better than them. You can't sink to their level, you need to keep your ethics in place.
But it's of course A-ok to kill Nazis once they do actual physical harm to others. I am a big Indiana Jones fan too, you know.
Man has a lot in common with his dog
All he needs is love?
Effin hippie! Try holding a job! Dolla Dolla Bills ya'll!
Do you think we make a great pear?
Oh crap, run! It's the Pun-isher!
Can You Spot The Bicycle In This Video?
I'd downvote for the sexism but the lady's skill is to great for that.
Not a baby brother!
I'm with her, fuck boys. Girls are much more interesting people.
Sea Creature or Afghan Hound
Cthuluh's doggie?
Pastor Jim Bakker Helps You Stay Alive During the Apocalypse
The Lord said 'Basta'?
See, that's why I'm an apatheist, because a simple letter can make that much of a difference when it comes to your importance in my life.
I'll have my Spaghetti and I'm gonna eat them, too.
Milk?
Proves my point: Japan is like King Midas, just with WTF instead of gold.
Wonka Cocaine Packing Machine
I vote up everything Cocaine!