discard this one. Fedquip posted a longer version less than 60 seconds ahead of me

More proof that all your troubles can be solved by poking them with a stick.

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years go by and he hasn't even gotten to the point yet.

If only we'd listened.

My heart goes out to the millions who lost their lives in that great tragedy.

Typical Pork barrel spending. Although the zombie threat is real and must be taken seriously, everyone knows they can be killed using all sorts of common household objects.

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“unbelievable the lack of interest.....”

That's also how they get cats out of trees.

Well, at least he's a man of his word...

so they wanted to do this behind closed doors but that won't work, so now they're forced to take on investors right?
The best part is when he says it's a limit imposed by the laws of physics...and the challenge is to say, do these laws apply in this instance? apparently they haven't figured out whether the laws of physics apply to their little cartoon magnets yet.
I'm no scientist but I'm betting they do.

Carmina Burana: Fortune-Empress of the World

Edmonton fans rule!!

I believe this is the video they released stills of before, the one that was dated Sept 12th? Although they seemed to have trimmed that part off of the bottom.

hmmm, how much money did they piss away on this? It is pretty cool though.

It's from the Just for Laughs comedy festival a few years ago. and he's parodying a beer commercial.