it's hard to believe this desk and the film Hudson Hawk were made by the same species.

Apparently you can serve two masters.

Hypnotic

Conan looks like a haunted puppet.

I thought nightcrawlers dignified response to the weak puerile critique, felt a bit like the writers were acknowledging that the gag has run it's course..

I looked up Deadpools powers on the Marvel Database and didn't see 'creepy vehicle for a creepy directors creepy misogynistic fantasies' listed among them.

you can make a strong argument for hating brand, and you can make a strong argument for loving him. it's interesting having him around.

This makes bitches and money rappers look like bitches for money.

..isnt it just that some people are assholes?

I was just in Ikea, top tip: be drunk!

you just know they're going to rerelease the book with a crappy movie tie-in cover.

the message didn't feel strong enough to stop the parody exploitation feeling like actual exploitation.

what an awful world we've made

He was more worried about the dog, good man!

Like tabloids and colonialism, Zoo magazine is one of Britains many demoralizing sources of embarrassment.