The most amazing thing about this news report is that the owners continued to feed him, even after they should have noticed his weight gain.

I thought the answer was going to be "My penis". Now I feel bad.

In Russia, they really don't like cats in their trees.

Flu-shots, more like pussy detectors.

Talking because you had to take a bathroom break? I don't think so.

Beachfront property with an underwater view.

Welcome to our lame ass planet. We mean you no awesome.

I'm all for bad words, but swearing doesn't instantly make a video. Would have been funnier if they actually talked like scientists. It's always great when people believe onion videos, but this was kinda lame.

Bucket challenge?

"Don't kiss me like that dad!"

"But the kiss cam!"

Next-Gen graphics may be here, but developers and publishers are still lazy and release games without properly testing them.

Beta testing games is a thing of the past.

Still looks like it uses more materials than is needed for the frame.

Insurance scammer, Sum Ting Wong was hospitalized soon afterwards.

"I don't know what this is for, we'll just rip it off"

There, fixed. lol