Drinking old milk won't kill you.

Oh, and upvote for the "Museum of death!!!!"

This link is working for now :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVg-c9P2CKc

LOL!! The fact that they played Pearl Jam's "Life Wasted" during the commercial break is just perfect! I wonder if Joaquin will ever look back at this interview, sober, and get the joke?

"It's by doing anything
That we become anyone."

Even more perplexing : Why would someone point a video camera at his tv screen?

And that is why you shouldn't use Q-Tips. That right : shouldn't. Ask your doctor...

Oh the irony...

http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ironyte5.jpg

Congrats to all Americans! He can only do better, but let's hope he's simply great.


Question : What's the deal with the canons? That's a strange way of celebrating a happy moment...

Man I love that guy! He's too perfect to be real! I'm still on the fence about whether he's for real or if he's an act. He reminds me of Ben Stiller in Dodgeball : http://i6.tinypic.com/6y05pbn.jpg

Great band. Great song.

For the record, I support same sex marriage. It's only he's last comment that I thought sounded like he was talking to a 10 years old kid.

That's it! Game over. I've seen it all... The Internet is now complete.

Did you hear that kids? Never, ever, give up! And also, stay in school, 'cause it's cool!

Wow, that was pretty bold for a politician...

So that's why he was wearing protective gloves...