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Rider videotapes his near-death escape
Fausticle says...There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't!
Motorcycles seldom kill car drivers, usually the other way 'round, but I think living with the fact someone died because they hit you is bad enough. The biker won't care any more, he's dead.
Personally, I don't see any reason for motorbikes on public streets. Litre for litre (gallon for gallon) they pollute more than a car. You can take the exhaust of any motorbike, hook it up to the intake of any modern car, and the resulting exhaust will be far less toxic than the bike alone. They are not environmentally conscious in any way beyond miles per gallon, so here's a preemptive "shut up" about that.
Bike riders fall into two categories, wannabe racers and wannabe Hell's Angels. They either get off on zigzag'ing high acceleration/deceleration or they think it makes them look badass. Anything else said is just an excuse and self-delusion.
THE LION KING Australia : Circle of Life on flight
Fausticle says...I would start getting sick of people singing full blast into my ear. I would feel sorry for the hungover guy that just caught a connecting flight after an 18 hour delay.
Poor man : "Finally, the last leg of my long, arduous journey. My head feels like a cement truck full of angry monkeys."
Singer : "Fuck you! We're singing Lion King! AAAWWWOOOJJJAAAMAMA!"
Human beings can be so beautiful when they choose to. I know we wouldn't notice if it were not for all the bad things we do, but I really dream of a world where this is the norm.
Is the U.S. stock market rigged?
Fausticle says...Wow! You knew about high speed fiber optic trading in the 70's? Can I borrow your time machine?
60 Minutes, reporting on things that have been known since the 1970s.
Opening Parmesan Cheese Wheels
Fausticle says...why not just use a band saw?
Fake Chef Pranks Morning TV Shows
Fausticle says...This is pure genius!
Bride Sings Down the Aisle
Fausticle says...Infidelity in T-minus 5 years.
Mormons Declare War on Masturbation
Fausticle says...If masturbation is the Great War then my bedroom was Hiroshima when I was in high school.
Egon doesn't collect spores, molds and fungi anymore...
Fausticle says...I would think that he would be collecting them now more then ever!
'Egon doesn't collect spores, molds and fungi anymore...'
Super Mario Theme Song Played on Ancient Chinese Instrument
Fausticle says...Ya, but this one is huge and black with here hands cupped around the base.
Apparently you've never seen a clarinet. Or flute for that matter.
Super Mario Theme Song Played on Ancient Chinese Instrument
Fausticle says...I'm sorry but this looks like a musical cock.
Cute little Moose gets Ugly Fast!
Fausticle says...He should probably take the morning after pill as soon as he gets back to camp.
Rabbit High jump
Fausticle says...Ingredients
2 rabbits, cut in fairly small pieces by the butcher
2 cups white wine
4 cloves of garlic, sliced thin
3 bay leaves, dried
1 tsp dried rosemary or fresh rosemary
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 tsp wine vinegar
1 dash salt, to taste
enjoy!
What is Going on in Venezuela.
Fausticle says...I could film myself pooping to the Gladiator soundtrack and it would look epic.
Restored Faith In Humanity - The Norweigans
Fausticle says...That's expected behavior, at least where I live.(Edmonton, Alberta) If you are outside in winter without a jacket for more then a half an hour you're looking at a trip to the hospital.That's if your lucky.
You see a little kid freezing without a jacket and you let him freeze, that's criminal. If you live in a place where that's the norm, that's fucked up.
I see nothing exceptional here, only people doing what any person should.
Gently Stampeding Rabbits
Fausticle says...The only reason this is cute is because rats have a terrible PR manager.