If these were T-Rex, you'd be f*#cked.

Hah! Louis Rossmann (Apple Repairman Extraordinaire) made a video in response to her being banned by Crapple.

Apple are f#**% hucksters!

"He's swallowed the whole thing!"
"Fuuuuuuaaack!"

See, even sharks need lovin.

Wow, so we have to escape this universe!
I think we can do it!

"Please! Please! I have nothing."
Just you know, all the money in the register and a handgun.
This f*cking tool!

Probably did. The work's not over just because you die. Lots of mining to be done.

lol, I love the harmonica bit.
I'm simple!

Ah, those poor souls who live near that airfield.

Legend!

Meh, dogs. So stupid. Cats rule!

Now that took some ballz! Never forget.

Tough as nails. Respect!

Yep. Never know when the animal will snap. Like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAeIqs_NCQg

After taking out that sign, you would have thunk the sob would've slowed down. What does he do? Speeds up to 90mph.

Curious what drugs were in his system?