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Ronaldinho's ingenious free kick
Dash says...I don't know who that goalie is, but he just looks like a d-bag. Especially after that little hissy fit.
Dance Floor Dale
Dash says...This song has been forever ruined for me.
A beauty of the Pyongyang traffic brigade. Men:she's single.
Dash says...Do they have enough cars in NK to make a traffic jam?
Aishwarya Rai burns David Letterman in his own show.
Dash says...Whoa.
She's prettier than me.
Bike with ten-cornered wheels
Dash says...Rough ride. Can't be good for the boys.
*eia?
1.2 million snow geese migrating over a lake in Missouri
Dash says...So that's where I parked my car!
Goliath German anti-tank robot.
Dash says...Pretty sure that's not an Elefant. Looks like a Stug or some other assault gun.
How to Booby Trap a Water Bottle
Dash says...Uh...
Step 1: Remove cap.
Step 2: Replace water with ___________.
Step 3: Replace cap.
Galactica 1980 was the best show ever
Dash says..."Earth is the 3rd outermost planet of nine planets."
How the hell did this happen!? Uranus and Earth just swapped orbits?
High Speed Camera Shows Bats Can Hover Like Humming Birds
Dash says...I counted about 60 flashes in 17 seconds of video. That's 1 second. I counted 10 flaps in the same amount of time. So about 10 flaps a second?
Go mammals!
K9 Training - I'd Stand VERY Still if I Were You
Dash says...Top Tip:
If you can't spell shepherd, just think "sheep herd", then mash 'em together, and take out the first 'e'! It's super-easy! That's all for today, kids!
The faster you go, the bigger the mess: crosswalk
Dash says...I was waiting for the bus to run over everyone.
Flight of the Conchords - Girlfriends from the Past
Dash says...Those are some dope, um, instruments.
Travis Pastrana hits deer
Dash says...Co-driver's fault. He totally skipped the part about the deer in the pace notes.
Strange Kid Singing
Dash says...Looks like a young Patton Oswalt.