Recent Comments by Confucius subscribe to this feed

Pooch Figures It Out.

Confucius says...

A cat would look at the toy, then look at you, then pee on your couch for daring something so stupid and then walk over to its food bowl and force you to feed it on command.

>> ^AeroMechanical:

What would it look like for a cat? Would it be exponential like I originally figured if my data were more accurate? Are psychologists actually scientists, or are they just pretending?

The Invisible Bicycle Helmet (Some thought it can't be done)

Confucius says...

skip to 2:35 to see the actual product and avoid listening to them tell you how spectacular they are especially because they are women and all men think that women are incapable of even the most basic technical abilities.....

Also....trading a bike helmet for a sweaty neck brace.....maybe not so awesome. I would have to argue that a dorky and guaranteed bike helmet > a dorky, expensive, probably heavy, not 100% guaranteed function & definitely sweaty neck brace.

Practicality for anywhere that gets above 70 degrees F = 0.

Still....its undeniably neat.

High Bar Street Workout.

Oops, I Ate Marijuana

Coolest Dad Ever Builds Son a Roller Coaster in the Backyard

Curiosity's Descent footage

Confucius says...

>> ^A10anis:

>> ^Deano:
C'mon NASA, 1080p, full screen!

A perfect landing using radically new technology, and you are complaining about the resolution!? Jeez, no pleasing some people...


NASA/Space/Mars program is intensely connected to public opinion. Better images, higher resolution etc.... more support more money. NASA should drop some scientific equipment and get some higher resolution images (that sir is what we call looking at the long-term game). Why do you think they release these images?

Iraq Based Marine Keeping Himself Occupied To Stay Awake.

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

Confucius says...

>> ^budzos:

What in the fuck is wrong with you people? Did any of you watch the video!? There are two orange things in front of the cage. He's pointing at them, and at his palm. He thinks it's food and wants the humans to hand it over. He is not asking them to undo the bolts.
The reaction I see all over the web to this video makes me weep for humanity's dull perception. I also want to punch the guy in front who thinks he's communicating with the chimp.


Well-then get off your lazy butt and go to the zoo and let them know that you CAN understand the chimp. With the great power of chimp-whispering comes great responsibility. Don't squander your talent, chimps round the world need you!

C-17 Lands At Wrong Airport In Tampa

Confucius says...

>> ^deathcow:

I am sure it was a GPS voice recognition error. The dude was like "Take me to Lenny's" and the computer was like "Dennys. Turn right and descend to 2500 feet."


Actually the GPS was right, must have been user error. This airport is really close to a Lennys.

-Tampa Native

Camp stove generates electricity for USB charging

Confucius says...

I love these little gadgets that come up claiming to solve 3rd world problems and that totally ignore one of the primary problems of the third world...poverty. Even if these were $5 each it costs $0 to circle some rocks together

Five Men at Atomic Ground Zero

3 Ice cream sellers fight outside Kuwaiti school

Crane-charmer?

Guild Wars 2 - Launch Date Trailer

Night Light



Send this Article to a Friend



Separate multiple emails with a comma (,); limit 5 recipients






Your email has been sent successfully!

Manage this Video in Your Playlists

Beggar's Canyon