@0:28 greatest shorts ever

you only have one terrabyte of porn?.. pfft

yep this looks real good

*discard

*beg one more time

*discard

*discard

"We owe them our loyalty and silence" WTF

Why do Americans insist on patriotism and blind obedience being one and the same?

*beg

mmmm sexy

this video should be in the dictionary under awesome

Sorry about the dupe.

Getting excited about this one but a part of me is still reluctant to embrace it

*beg

I'm confused

I want to upvote the woman but I want to downvote the talking head.

*promote