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Mormons Declare War on Masturbation

AnomalousDatum says...

Maybe that young man is depressed? Stops going to church, going outside, withdraws from society, and wants nothing more than to blatantly masturbate in front of his peers. The solution is what, to talk about his porn? Is this not more likely a symptom of a bigger problem perhaps?

Anyway, I had this playing in the background looking at other stuff, and my selective hearing told me the soldier he needed to get out was his sperm, and he was in a desperate struggle to release them from their confinement. Talk to your bishop to help relieve this bitter struggle from your pants. I thought maybe they were talking about a new masturbatory video game. Help your friend get off today! Stop watching porn, and participate! Coming to your jock today, multiplayer action in your pants!
/sarcasm

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How To Open a Bottle of Wine Without a Corkscrew

AnomalousDatum says...

It came up on new years that someone brought a bottle of wine to a party at an apartment complex with no corkscrew. I ask the group, anyone know a good screwless method of opening a bottle? The reply: Ask a neighbor, it's pretty likely there's a corkscrew within a couple hundred feet.

Of course, the first question to ask was whether the effort of finding a corkscrew was necessary... which it wasn't as it was a twist off. Funnily enough, the exact same situation came up about an hour later, with another search for a corkscrew by the uninitiated, with the same result.

Best Explanation of Magnets I've Ever Seen

AnomalousDatum says...

Sorry, I wasn't bashing the video... any time you can boil down most of the qualitative ideas of 12 lecture hours into a 6 minute video is a worthy time investment.
I'm was mostly trying to drunkenly convince myself the math I half remember was worth the other 11 hours.

Yeah, it'll be a while until we really 'understand' why everything is how it appears to be. But in the meantime, we can quantitatively describe most of the interesting effects down to the subatomic level. Which is great imo.

A Boy, a Mouse, and a BB Gun

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Best Explanation of Magnets I've Ever Seen

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Little Girl Only Gonna Take So Much Shit From Teacher

AnomalousDatum says...

I wouldn't make any assumptions on what would be expected in a Russian classroom, as far as flags are concerned anyway.

The reactions seem pretty legit to me, it's obviously being filmed on a camera phone...

Btw, love this video.

Romney bragging about Bain Capital days and factory in China

AnomalousDatum jokingly says...

I don't even know why we have to pay these workers. They get training, shelter, protection with our impressive barbed wire fences, guard dogs and sniper towers. The masses are clamoring outside the fences to get a bunk bed to share a room with 11 other people to work 364 days a year. It's hardly believable they don't come back after being able to leave the one day of the year they are allowed.

Ryan 2012, allow me to introduce Ryan 2002



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