Bassist: "What am I gonna do with this crowd of biker-bar hangouts?"
Drummer: "And what am I gonna do with this gift card for a half-hour of free blue-screen studio time?"
Both: " . . . Hey. Wait a minute. Are you thinkin' what I'm thikin'? Ha ha ha!"

As a side note, I think that studded-leather is like a +5 to your AC. Pretty sweet.

MY GOD! They show this to children!?!

>> ^southblvd:
Most of those inventions are for kids and old people . . .


Right, lazy people.

So . . . that entire . . . well-choreographed, epic battle-scene was merely a set-up for a genital reveal!?! Man, I thought King Kong was bad, but Peter Jackson just continues to slip.

That is a "fancy ****ing trolley."

Upvote for the demon kitten.

Man, these Iraq war documentaries are just so eye opening. Can't help but notice the slight conservative bias, though.

Ok. Ya'know what? Walk! Crazy people and their trains . . .

Incorrect contractions aside, this video came up a little short on its guarantee. I didn't rewind, considering there are several slow-mo replays and that its just not that amazing.

*sigh* See, this is why we need better after-school programs.

I'm glad this was posted. It reminds us all that we're over the hill of the coolness of existence. He is the peak, we should all cry now.

Wait, was that Carmen Sandiago? Fantastic.

He just loves to hear him himself talk; doesn't he? He doesn't even let the GUEST comment. Just thows it out there and cuts to commercial.