If you want to avoid problems with law, just offer the service as a massage salon.

Nippon chu chu! (DOG!) Ash gala wonderful! We are the wad of DOUUUGHHH! We didn't eat QQQQ, OOOO.....I!

The song is great but the video is super lame. I've always imagined it differently.

This is serious. He might get his testicles removed now.

Oh, please. I hate when so called atheists always burn up, whenever someone mentions god or anything related. Even when it does no harm for anyone. You sound like teens who have this fad and are protecting their opinions to the last breath. Yeah, okay, even if atheism is the righ answer, it doesn't mean that you as an adult should start getting all psycho whenever someone says "Oh, God." or "God help me." or "I should pray now." That is STUPID! If you will start forcing your opinions on others you will just be looked upon as an arrogant fuck and you will have no friends. Understand that people who believe god and paranormal have a reason to do so. Maybe they didn't read that one Dawkins book or they didn't take time to get more into this subject. Maybe they are just believing what they have been told all their lives, and now you, the hero, will try to shatter all their beliefs to yield what?? NOTHING! Only the feeling of "OH I AM SO COOL I SURE SHOWED THEM"! Is it worth it?

"Eguilibrionist, just out of curiousity how do you evaluate future sexual partners, purely physically speaking? Are you really confused about why people look at asses? It's a sign of physical virility, it's an evolutionary indication of fertility and for some it's a source of sexual pleasure. To each their own, but it's not like we're talking about foot fetishism here."
First - I look at face. Then - I look if she is not fat. Also it's important she has a good skin and is not pro-ana. I don't care about the rack or boobs. I mostly want a beautiful face with perfect proportions.

And why would I want to look under her skirt? What will it yield? If she is my girl - that's different, but an alien woman - I don't understand. I also don't understand why men value girls asses so much. It is ASS. What is so sexy about ASS?

I remember this movie...very touching. I think he got a tank in the end.

I think MTV should stick to Soulja Boy.

Mccain is just plain old with old thinking.

OMG he said GOD, he is not atheist, therefore he is a complete tool!!! OMG I AM ATHEIST AND AM SO KEWL! I ALSO LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK!!!...please...grow up!

Nice way to get in wheelchair at the age of 45.

Now GOD wants you to put ONE DOLLA' in da' Box'a!
BTW - notice the large amounts of phat in christianfags! They should really pray for some of it to go away!

this should get deleted

Nice brainwashing there, m8!