I second this motion.

>> ^detheter:
first thing to be fixed ---> the viral infection known as the capital P, preventing me from delivering strategic upvotes.

My former self exists solely as Usernumber 9614 now.

I sure hope Darwin is blessing the shit out of the 'Sift. This is a dark, dark day.

Oh. My. Science.

I had to recreate my account, it's all gone, and full of stars, and missing stars, and a bunch of other horrible cliches too.

I have to go and follow Mink's advice this one time and get my bottle of Smirnoff.