I'm not one for lengthy discourse, so -- BWAH:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-04/14/content_11184581.htm

If I ever meet a dolphin I will make graven images and worship it.

What do you guys think of the actions made by these thousands of dolphins? I think I'd like to join their ranks and leave the human world behind, yes. Yes.

Yeah.