Double Down - Ass Juice

Have fun, don't kidnap a tiger.

What? And no invite to come see you down on the Strip? Sigh. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Have fun. If you want a really large drink, along with a souvenir cup that makes the a great 5-foot bong, hit the bar in the front of Imperial Palace. I believe they still sell them, neck-strap included.

If he's not back in 24 hours, someone start reading the police blotter.