Ha! Fixed! Bring it on!

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*dead

Thank you!

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*promote

Well, ok, I won't take it personal

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I have too man-I feel strangely compelled to eliminate everything Olbermann-no malice intended-I simply can't stand the spammy nature of NetRunner's posting frikkin Olbermann and Maddow constantly-for my continual haranguing of pundits on all sides and arm-chair editorials from folks like TYT, I get labeled a "troll" -so be it I suppose- labels are a convenient form of shutting the processes down..

There are about 5 people who have risen to heights here having posted the majority of the vids mentioned above, NR and his gal being the most egregious culprits.....I find it offensive to my sensibilities and embarrassing for them-I simply hate programming from media, always have. I consider the television to be the most heinous mind-control device in the assholes' arsenal....the nation has become a mindless mob unable to process information or think critically-IMLTHO-Sorry if I robbed you of points in the process-POST MORE VIDIES!!!(i had to un-mark this reply "private" because the only power i was not given back was private profile comments-apologies)
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OMG, ur on a roll... the dead video police today...I'll work on it

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*dead

Thanks for the promote, chogster!

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*promote

Choggie? What Bizarro world is this? You are back on VS? Wonders never cease. Cool.

You're now yellow. Nice. Congrats on your videos they were a lot of fun.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Can you email me your address and size?
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>> ^dag:
Thanks everyone for the appreciation - and thanks especially to @choggie who gets a t-shirt and other goodies for his submission. Shame we couldn't have had more, but I think the award is deserved. I support the trash your TV message.
I'm returning the Lounge to its normal settings - please return to your previous sifting positions. Looking forward to year 5 - it will be huge.


I'd like to thank the dead man's cat, Rudy, for scratching the shit out of me when I tried to put him in a flower bowl...my mother, who left her purse out when I was 18 months old-I couldn't have done it without that first Preludin....my mate Mark, who laughed uncontrollably every time I pulled the stupid face at the end of the shot (one-take, thank you very much)...To the cameraman and director I wish many random invitations to anonymous sexual encounters in public places....may he be the first man on an accident scene involving an armored car carrying 400 pounds of unmarked $20 notes, in easy to manage and fashionable handbags.

Uhhhh, when do I get the goodies dag?....cause it's like...uh, I cant wait to wear that 100% Cotton T an shit.....

You have been awarded 1 Power Point for fixing the embed code for Dead Pool video Lady GaGa - Poker Face (3:39). Thank you for helping maintain VideoSift's reliability.

It's on!

ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to pay tribute take the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!

Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!

I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published

Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.

So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!

See you here crew!

-The RoastMASTER!

Your video, IQ's Just Went Up, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I see you've been cleaning up the sift. Well done. Love your latest video. You a funny guy

Fixed and thank you.

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*dead

-terms of use

yup. just created a new one when you got booted, stopped updating it now that you're back to keep the original one going. that and sifters' favorites were 2 of the playlists i was going to make when i got here.

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Yo my15.....how did you end up with a playlist I created before I was banned?? Did you simply create a new one and add it to yer gig?? Just wondering, not really concerned, it was a great idea, eh?? Thanks for being responsible ya content-thieving wanker!!

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The underlying theme in all of this back and fourth should be clear as panes of glass on the first floor of the Burj Khalifa...There is a dysfunctional element of the human condition represented in the comments of some of the most adamant in the camp that screams "acceptable content for the sift, with regard to to the video that sparked all this bullshit.

No ad-hom, no finger-pointing, the tits who disagree with my observations who either down-vote this comment or read it and feel personally, ethically, or morally offended and offer their 9283742 cents to stir up confrontation, won't be able to help themselves from showing their asses, once again.

In the immortal words of Jeffrey Goines, "AHHHHHHH, Fuck the bozos!"


i agree with ya buddy.seems this subject is turning into its own circle jerk of people who want to get on their fucking soap boxes..wtf?
video posted-sifts responds-end of story.
fuck-all if the stupid dont just piss me off.
i mean,im all for pushing the envelope but when the dog is dead dont trying fucking it awake.
or is it a horse? bah..who cares..in any case,good to see you came out of the fray unscathed.
peace out bub,
namaste.

You rang?