best introduction ever!

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

LOL it's another one from the alternate universe

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG, super funny. I am wiping tears from my eyes.

"y'know, boys and girls, sometimes we think that things that happen in this country don't happen all over the world, but because of sin, they do. there's a word that we all know about, it's called "child abuse". now, child abuse means that you discipline your child unfairly. y'know, the word of god says "if you spare the rod, you'll spoil the child". you should spank your children. children should be spanked so they learn to obey. but to beat them is abuse, and it's wrong..."

I had to listen to it a couple of times because it's just so... WTF.

Just when I thought I had contorted my face in all possible directions...

At least they're jumping in very good synch.

Lo! The lord hath moved them to skip!

That woman needs a good spanking. grrrrrrrr....

I've never EVER spanked my kid, and he's not only the most well-behaved child you'll ever meet, he's also smart enough to have been accepted into Duke University's Talent Identification Program. He's a shining example of what a child can be if you DON'T spank your children.

I know this is a funny clip, but when she said that about spanking children (AND her incorrect definition of child abuse) my hackles raised.

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