Galaxy collision.

...in the butt.

*sexuality

Adding video to channels (Sexuality) - requested by RedSky.

asspocalypse

I want the sort of apocalypse where I somehow wake up on another planet - full of babes and I reach for a cigarette and when I light it up they all bow to me as GOD!!! And then I will show them all Asspocalypse and we will become the Coalition of Asspocalypse across the Universe (of course it will take a few million years but since we have a clear objective, minds will evolve)!

I'm partial to a variety that they didn't mention:

Some event or agent eliminates 99-99.999999% of all the human life on the planet, but you're one of the random survivors. Could be a nuclear war and you were in a blast / fallout gap, a disease or virus that you are randomly immune to, etc.

Would be cooler if the majority of buildings, infrastructure, etc. were still standing and operational (at least short-term) after the event, so the disease/virus scenario supports that better. Walk in to a Ferrari/whatever showroom, drive away in an unattended vehicle of your choice, go somewhere semi-tropical for winter, and eat canned food remaining on store shelves.

I spent countless hours imagining myself in that sort of scenario when I was younger. I've always been an introvert, but there were a lot of times back then when I figured I'd be better off without the vast majority of other human beings around to bother me. I have a somewhat more positive view of humanity at large now, but if an apocalypse was necessary and I could elect the variety I'd still go for that one.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Galaxy collision.


That is not a fair selection as it's already going to happen. Everybody scream!!!

OK, so there are some minor addendums to it, but, it is COMING!!!

Get in my God Damn van!
oh lordy, that was hilarious!

I'm borrowing this for the "Objective" portion of my resume. Tanks you!

>> ^shagen454:

I want the sort of apocalypse where I somehow wake up on another planet - full of babes and I reach for a cigarette and when I light it up they all bow to me as GOD!!! And then I will show them all Asspocalypse and we will become the Coalition of Asspocalypse across the Universe (of course it will take a few million years but since we have a clear objective, minds will evolve)!

Okay, this really irks me. They broke the line the entire clip. If you have four people in a scene, two sitting across from two, then why would you put the camera in the middle as an OTS?

Notice that in order for the two guys to look at Swaim, they both look left to right. When Swaim looks at them, he splits the camera: left to right to look at one of them and right to left to look at the other one. It's maddening to watch these videos. It messes with my brain when I see someone talking to each other yet both looking in the same direction! It's like, "Who are they talking to right now? Did a new character appear off screen they haven't shown us yet?"

Y: The Last Man