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We're Not Candy (This is Serious)

submitted by schmawy

1 decade 6 years 9 months 3 weeks ago

This is serious (serious).
We could make you delirious (delirious).
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us).
Too much of us is dangerous (no no no no).

Doctors tell the pharmacies (pharmacies)
Types of pills that you will need (you will need).
And they know the harm that we can be (we can be)
If we’re not taken carefully (no no no no).

We’re not candy (believe us!)
Even though we look so fine and dandy.
When you’re sick we come in handy, but
We’re not candy… ohhh, no.

16 Comments

*music !

Adding video to channels (Music) - requested by Issykitty.

Ivegotthebends says...

Excellent. I love it. But this tempts me to finally break into my parents medicine cabinet. Deliriousness sounds like too much fun.

^yeah, this video is probably responsible for more pill-popping than anything. The effects of such efforts usually end up working counter to the orginal intent. Case in point...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiny-Toons-One-Beer-The-Evils-of-Alcohol

lyric rewrite:
This is really great (great).
We could make you hallucinate (hallucinate).
You should take quite a few of us (few of us).
Share or your friends will surely fuss (no no no no).

Call your dealer, Anthony (anthony)
Tell him the pills that you will need (you will need).
And they'll tell you how much money (money)
Save up your money or become a thief (no no no no).

We’re not candy (believe us!)
But we make you feel fine and dandy.
When you’re jonezin we come in handy, but
We're even better with Brandy.

^HA! Anybody else remember seeing this back in the day?

i actually don't remember it. But that's because i did a lot of what they just told me not to do.

I thought those lyrics looked familiar; a quick Google search revealed why. I guess a lot of people remembered this commercial.

^ No way. C'mon Sarzy, you know you want to sift it!

*kids

Adding video to channels (Kids) - requested by jonny.

I'm guessing Heath Ledger never saw this video . . .

. . . too soon?

*drugs are singing...

Adding video to channels (Drugs) - requested by Zonbie.

*brief

This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared brief by Zonbie.

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