Weed WILL Kill You*

*if you do it while driving a speeding car down a crowded city street while simultaneously making out with your girlfriend.

Just say no.
Duckman33says...

>> ^thinker247:
I've never seen anybody drive that fast while getting high. In real life, that couple could make out for half an hour and still not be out of the driveway.


Hell, they might even forget why they got into the car in the first place, go into the house and have sex, get a snack, then take a nap.

kceaton1says...

Maybe they were smokin up a joint that his ex-navy seal dad had made for a mission that actually had in it Marijuana Flavor Crystals™, plastic explosive, and the wrap was made out of plastic sheeting. He probably passed out right before they hit, due to toxic fumes, and turned into the hidden ramp setup for a motorcycle daredevil show that was going to be there later in the day; and the cars were full of gaseous propane.

/run on sentence ftw!

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